Just read the profiles of the characters. Then I got to Mungojerrie, where you say you don't want him to be a calico because he'd die if he was. Why? I know that it is virtually impossible to breed a male calico (E-meow me and I'll explain how it works) but its not a fatal condition to male cats. If he was calico, however, he would not have a libido and therefore have no urge to take part in the mating dance with Rumpel, or any other cat for that matter. I can explain this and all.
I think that he and Teazer are mates. He's kinda hard to understand, with the Cockney and all. Now just give him a Coke and try to understand him while he's drinking it!
Disclaimer: These are my opinions. I don't mean to offend anyone by them, and you shouldn't be offended by them, because they might not directly reflect the character from the movie.
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