Kitty_Chat 8
by Calamity

*Tumble_B has entered the room*
Tumble_B: Hello?
Tumble_B: ANYONE?!
Tumble_B: Meeeeeeemm'ryyyyyy….alll allloooooone in the mooooonliiiight…
Tumble_B: *snort* Well…it works!
Tumble_B: BORED! I'm gonna DIE OF BOREDOME!
Tumble_B: Ack, boredom.
Tumble_B: Stupid typo.

*CutelyMagical has entered the room*
Tumble_B: MISTO!!! *POUNETH!*
CutelyMagical: TUMBLE!! *is pounced!*
Tumble_B: What's up, buddy?!
CutelyMagical: Nuthin..you?
Tumble_B: Ack, I was bored out of my mind…
CutelyMagical: *jumps into his arms* Bored now?
Tumble_B: *GRIN*
*2Hot2Handle has entered the room*
Tumble_B: Aw, shit….you just HAD to come now…
2Hot2Handle: *raspberries Tumble*
CutelyMagical: *pouteth*
2Hot2Handle: Guys, listen…Tugger has an idea.
CutelyMagical: *rae*
2Hot2Handle: No, Tugger does! And Tugger wants you to help him pull it off.
Tumble_B: What does Tugger want us to do?
2Hot2Handle: *whisper whisper*
CutelyMagical: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo…*eg*
Tumble_B: *snicker*
2Hot2Handle: *grin*
2Hot2Handle: You get? Good.

CutelyMagical: FUN!
*NotoriousTheif has entered the room*
Tumble_B: Tell Mungo! Tell Mungo!
NotoriousTheif: Tell me what?
2Hot2Handle: Tugger already told him.
NotoriousTheif: *nod* He already told me. I'm waiting for Rumple and Bomba.
CutelyMagical: Tons o fun!
*PearlFiend has entered the room*
2Hot2Handle: Ello.
PearlFiend: Hiii all.
*PlayKitten has entered the room*
2Hot2Handle: Now we just need to wait for two more kitties…
PearlFiend: Tggre, aer ya SRUE thhiss iss gona wrk?
2Hot2Handle: Tugger is sure. And Tugger thinks you need typing lessons. Tugger knows that Jennyany offers typing lessons. He thinks you should take them.
PlayKitten: *thwaps Tugger* Stop that! *comforts Rumpel*
2Hot2Handle: *waggles his rear at her*
PlayKitten: *rolls her eyes*
CutelyMagical: *wait wait wait*
Tumble_B: Where ARE they??
NotoriousTheif: They should be here soon….
*HiddenPaw has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB….
CutelyMagical: …uh…
NotoriousTheif: Great. He's nipped. Again.
Tumble_B: *rolls his eyes*
HiddenPaw: *chases after them and eateth them*
Tumble_B: !!!! MY EYES!
HiddenPaw: *burp*
PearlFiend: Htats gorss…
PlayKitten: Toms.
HiddenPaw: I'M FEELING VERY PRETTY.
HiddenPaw: Oopsie.
*Munku2000 has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: IT'S A MUNKU!
Munku2000: *toddles in, chanting, and occasionally banging his head on a board*
HiddenPaw: MUNK'S A MONK!
2Hot2Handle: GO! GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
Munku2000: GOGOGOGO JOSEPH YA KNOW WHAT THEY SAY!
HiddenPaw: Hang on there Joseph you'll make it someday!
PlayKitten: *pounce!*
Munku2000: Don't give up Joseph, fight till yo-*is pounced!*
PearlFiend: *blnk*
Tumble_B: *whips out hair ribbons*
Munku2000: Umm…help?
HiddenPaw: Macavity has the feeling that you guys are gonna be dressing us up in Queens' clothing.
CutelyMagical: *holding makeup, dresses, fishnets, and bows* Where did you get THAT idea?
HiddenPaw: I haven't the faintest idea.
2Hot2Handle: *pouneth his brother and dresses him up* REVENGE!
Munku2000: GA!
NotoriousTheif: *attacks Macavity and puts on lots o perfume*
HiddenPaw: *hisses up a storm*
CutelyMagical: *looks up to see a tornado* AHHHHHH!
HiddenPaw: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Tumble_B: We're in LONDON, idiot.
HiddenPaw: I KNEW something was different…
PearlFiend: *sytas oyt*
PlayKitten: *watches from the sidelines*
Munku2000: *looks at himself in a mirror* I don't know, Tugger…does pink bring out my eyes?
Tumble_B: Naw…I think this would do..*puts on neon orange eyeshadow*
CutelyMagical: *L*
NotoriousThief: *grins*
Munku2000: *shakes his head* *examines his behind* This dress is too tight.
HiddenPaw: *takes a picture*
2Hot2Handle: Don't know you anymore.
Munku2000: *wail* MY OWN BROTHER DOESN'T KNOW ME!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….
CutelyMagical: Poor baby.
2Hot2Handle: *grrrrrrrr*
HiddenPaw: *cracks his neck* AHHHH…
PlayKitten: EW!
Tumble_B: *pokes Munk*
Munk2000: *explodes*
2Hot2Handle: MUNKU GO BOOM!
HiddenPaw: *bottom lip quivers* Munku go boom?
HiddenPaw: *gets teary*
CutelyMagical: oh, great..
Tumble_B: Waz it something I did?
CutelyMagical: You weren't supposed to make Munku go boom. Now Macca's gonna start crying.
PlayKitten: Wait..Macavity can CRY?!
NotoriousThief: Never knew it was possible.
HiddenPaw: *bawls*
2Hot2Handle: *sigh* MUUUUNKUUUUUUUUUUUU…
HiddenPaw: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sniffle* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….*sob sob sob*
NotoriousTheif: …..
CutelyMagical: Jeely Kly, Macavity.
HiddenPaw: Ye Gods, Mistoffelees. Ye Gods.
Tumble_B: *pokes Munk* Hey..
Munku2000: *explodes…again…but reappears! All together now: OOOOOOOOOOO…*
HiddenPaw: MUNKY!!!!!!!!
2Hot2Handle: YAY! I can torment my brother once again!
CutelyMagical: *hmph*
Munku2000: *grins*
*PearlFiend has left the room*
NotoriousThief: Well, FINE…just LEAVE without saying bye bye..
*PlayKitten has left the room*
Tumble_B: SHEESH!
HiddenPaw: Cursed evil author kitties…
CutelyMagical: ???????
NotoriousTheif: AHHHHH!
Munku2000: Hmm?
2Hot2Handle: OH NO! NOT THE EVIL AUTHOR KITTIES!
HiddenPaw: *cowers* Please…make the abuse stop…
Munku2000: *defense* Who's hurting you?
HiddenPaw: *points to the sky* Mevima and Calamity…the evil authors who torture us.
2Hot2Handle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!
Munku2000: *SIGH* Macavity, lay off the catnip.
HiddenPaw: *twitches* You don't understand..
CutelyMagical: Listen, evil overlord Maccaroni..
HiddenPaw: *WAIL* I AM NOT A PIECE OF MACCARONI.
2Hot2Handle: What happened to that tube top anyways?
HiddenPaw: I ate it.
Munku2000: *sniffle*
CutelyMagical: Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat…
NotoriousTheif: Tube top? Oh, right…
HiddenPaw: I was HUNGRY! I had to eat the evil tube top to get out of it..
Munku2000: *sob* I thought you would like it…you looked so…
HiddenPaw: *bats his eyelashes* No cry.
2Hot2Handle: *curses* Shoot…Etc's at it again.
CutelyMagical: Later!
*2Hot2Handle has left the room*
NotoriousTheif: Well…I gotta go steal…
HiddenPaw: Bring me back some pretty necklaces!
NotoriousTheif: Feeling pretty now, are we?
HiddenPaw: Very.
*NotoriousThief has left the room*
CutelyMagical: Tumble?
Tumble_B: Yesssssss?
CutelyMagical: I wanna…show…you something…*wink*
Tumble_B: *GRIN*
*CutelyMagical has left the room*
Munku2000: Young….
HiddenPaw: Love….
Munku2000: So…
HiddenPaw: Wonderful…
Tumble_B: Munk and Mac…
Tumble_B: So..
Tumble_B: Stupid…
Tumble_B: And hard…
Tumble_B: headed…

Munku2000: EY! We resemble those remarks!
*Tumble_B has left the room*
Munku2000: Once again, we are left alone.
HiddenPaw: Like I SAID! It's all MEVIMA AND CALAMITY'S FAULT!
Munku2000: You just keep thinking that.
HiddenPaw: *POUT*
Munku2000: *sigh* I kinda like it, though…we're alone…
HiddenPaw: *ga…*
Munku2000: *giggle*
HiddenPaw: *sigh*
Munku2000: Come over to the pipe.
HiddenPaw: *GRIN*
*Munku2000 has left the room*
HiddenPaw: *dreamy sigh* Gotta love him. *looks at his ring*
HiddenPaw: *grin*
HiddenPaw: *toddles off, a huge smile on his face*
*HiddenPaw as left the room*

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