Kitty_Chat 6
by Calamity

*HiddenPaw has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: I'm blue dabas dee dabas die…
*PlayKitten has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: YO! Bomba!
PlayKitten: What?
HiddenPaw: Nuthin.
*Munku2000 has entered the room*
Munku2000: *scuttles in with green tinsel behind his back*
HiddenPaw: *runs far far away*
PlayKitten: *giggles*
Munku2000: *grins*
HiddenPaw: Like I said before, green clashes wit me fur!
Munku2000: It looks nice!
PlayKitten: I hate that color. I does clash with red fur.
HiddenPaw: I rather like green!
Munku2000: You're cheesy.
HiddenPaw: That was cheesy, Munk.
PlayKitten: Is there such a thing as green cheese?
*CutelyMagical has entered the room*
CutelyMagical: Hey all!
HiddenPaw: Misto?
CutelyMagical: Yeppers?
Munku2000: Is there such a thing as green cheese?
CutelyMagical: As WHAT???
HiddenPaw: Green cheese!
CutelyMagical: I know of green eggs and ham, but that's just weird!
PlayKitten: Wait, Macavity-you like the color green although it clashes with red fur??
HiddenPaw: SI!
CutelyMagical: *giggles madly*
Munku2000: I like white cheese. Green cheese is ick.
HiddenPaw: So there IS such a thing as green cheese!
CutelyMagical: When it's moldy…EW.
HiddenPaw: I thought it turned blue when it was moldy..
PlayKitten: *makes a face*
HiddenPaw: I like orange cheeeeeeseeeeeee….
PlayKitten: You guys are too cheesy for me. I'm leavin.
*PlayKitten has left the room*
Munku2000: BYE!
Munku2000: Late. Shoot.

CutelyMagical: *snicker*
*RailwyKat has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: Yo! Skimble! Do you like green cheese?
RailwyKat: …..??????
Munku2000: *rolls his eyes*
CutelyMagical: Macavity thinks there is such a thing as green cheese.
RailwyKat: Cheese is only green when it's moldy.
CutelyMagical: TOLD you so, Macavity!
HiddenPaw: *sticks out his tongue*
Munku2000: Put that back in your mouth. You don't know where it's been.
HiddenPaw: DO TOO!!
RailwyKat: I rather like mozzarella cheese..
CutelyMagical: Major ick!
HiddenPaw: *nibbles on cheddar cheese*
*GrapeJelly has entered the room*
GrapeJelly: hi all…….
RailwyKat: Hiya, Jellylorum!
HiddenPaw: *giggles insanely*
GrapeJelly: macavity, stop that!!!!! pounce picked the name……….
Munku2000: What about purple cheese?
CutelyMagical: AHHHHHHH! THE INSANITY!
GrapeJelly: ??????
RailwyKat: I've had enough of this. Bye!
*RailwyKat has left the room*
GrapeJelly: why'd he go and leave me alone????
Munku2000: You're not alone! You're with us crazy toms. *nods*
GrapeJelly: *blink* munkustrap you need your medicine. don't forget to take it.
Munku2000: *whines*
HiddenPaw: Is it green?
CutelyMagical: Green is a very cheesy color.
HiddenPaw: But…but…green means emeralds! The Emerald City of Oz!
GrapeJelly: huh???
HiddenPaw: *GASPETH* Don't tell me you've never read The Wizard of Oz..
GrapeJelly: oz??
HiddenPaw: *faints dead away*
CutelyMagical: *prances about merrily* Ding dong the witch is dead!
Munku2000: Jellicle Cats can all rejoice!!
HiddenPaw: *comes back from the dead, hits Munku with a green trout, and turns Misto into a green fork*
GrapeJelly: your weird.
HiddenPaw: Thank you.
Munku2000: NOT COOL!
CutelyMagical: *blinks* A GREEN FORK?!
HiddenPaw: *nods* I like forest green…
CutelyMagical: A GREEN FORK?!
Munku2000: Hey, he turned me into a green trout!
CutelyMagical: BUT A GREEN FORK?!
GrapeJelly: im lost…….again…….
Munku2000: Aw, just shut up.
HiddenPaw: *turns Jelly into green jelly* Now I can have my morning toast!
GrapeJelly: im leaving…..this is to much insanity…..
*GrapeJelly has left the room*
HiddenPaw: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why must she leave when I'm about to have my morning toast?! I NEED MY JELLY!
Munku2000: Calm down, kit.
HiddenPaw: KIT?!
CutelyMagical: And I want me laptop fixed!
HiddenPaw: *sigh* You threw a rock on your laptop. And you expect me to fix it. NO! *turns it to cheese* *does it IRL*
Munku2000: *cracks up* I see Misto down by the tire with his laptop…it's cheese!
HiddenPaw: *evil grin*
Munku2000: He's yelling some pretty bad things about ya, Mac…better turn it back.
HiddenPaw: *sigh* *does so*
CutelyMagical: MACAVITY, *lets out a LOOOONG string of curses*
HiddenPaw: Language, language…
Munku2000: You're green, Macavity.
HiddenPaw: Vha….? I never knew me fur was green! I always thought is was ginger…
Munku2000: NONONO!!! You're not fully grown or mature.
HiddenPaw: …!!!!
CutelyMagical: *snicker*
HiddenPaw: You're only an inch tall, Misto, so you shut up, shrimp.
CutelyMagical: *sticks out his tongue, then immediately puts it back in his mouth before Munk can say anything*
Munku2000: Aw, shucks…
HiddenPaw: BUUUUUUUT….I greened you all!
CutelyMagical: Excuse me? I am not green!
Munku2000: I am not a plant, thank you veddy much!
HiddenPaw: *slaps his forehead* I deceived you all! DUH.
CutelyMagical: Hey, I'm the only one who gets to deceive around here!
HiddenPaw: You are veddy cheesy, Mistoffelees.
CutelyMagical: THE INSANITY!
Munku2000: *points* The evil bunny rabbit! *points to Misto*
HiddenPaw: Come, men! Attack, attack!
CutelyMagical: *jumps out at Munk and Macca, biting at them*
HiddenPaw: RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!
Munku2000: We must use the Holy Hand Grenade!
HiddenPaw: *opens the box to reveal the Holy Hand Grenade*
Munku2000: *reading from a book* Ye shall raise the hand grenade high above thy head, having it shine in all glory of the heaven's as when the great…uh…Mistoffelees did signify his almighty death…
CutelyMagical: HEY!
HiddenPaw: *yawns*
Munku2000: *still preaching* So raise the grenade high above your head. The pull the all mighty cross pin of splendor which saves the evil from the inside, and count to three. Do not count below or above the three. Count to four and ye shall be blown to smithereens. Count to two and it shall not work for ye and ye shall be blown up. Counting to six is out of the question. When ye has counteth to three, no more or no less, ye shall hurl the golden thing to the thing ye wants to blow up. *slams the book closed* Get it?
HiddenPaw: Wow…can't believe you remembered all that!
Munku2000: *pats his Monty Python script next to him*
CutelyMagical: CHEATER!
Munku2000: Did not!
CutelyMagical: Did too!
Munku2000: Did not!
CutelyMagical: DID TOO DID TOO DID TOO!
HiddenPaw: *yawns* *takes the Holy Hand Granade, and counts* One….five…twenty three…thirteen…THREE! *throws it at Misto, and blows him up into little itty bitty pieces, so now he doesn't have to fix his damned laptop*
CutelyMagical: *floating around in space* NOT COOL!
HiddenPaw: *snickers*
*LonzoKitty has entered the room*
Munku2000: Ah, Alonzo! Do, join us in the insanity!
LonzoKitty: Do I want to know what's going on?
HiddenPaw: Do you think there's such a thing as green cheese?
CutelyMagical: Not AGAIN!
*NotoriousTheif has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: Mungojerrie und Rumpelteazer…
Munku2000: RUN FER YER LIFE!!!! *runs around in circles*
LonzoKitty: ::confuzled:: Why?
CutelyMagical: He's singing in German! AHHHHHH!
HiddenPaw: Abrakadabra welch ein Kater der wunderbare und magische Mr. Mistoffelees!
CutelyMagical: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
NotoriousTheif: ??????? This is SO weird.
Munku2000: This is cheesy and beyond.
HiddenPaw: CHEESE! Mungojerrie und Rumpelteazer wir sind als Katzenpaar weithin bekannt…
LonzoKitty: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Munku2000: *tapes Mac's mouth shut with a purple frog*
HiddenPaw: *muffled complaints, comments, insults, etc*
NotoriousTheif: She aint' here, Macavity.
HiddenPaw: *gives him a dirty look*
LonzoKitty: Green cheese…Mac, I think cheese is only green when it's moldy.
HiddenPaw: *spits out the frog* NOOOOOOO!!!
CutelyMagical: The insanity! I'm gone.
*CutelyMagical has left the room*
NotoriousTheif: Fine. Just BE that way.
LonzoKitty: ::sigh::
Munku2000: *makes a face* Macavity, that frog looks seriously pissed.
HiddenPaw: *pounces the frog, squishes it, and goes EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
NotoriousTheif: That's gross….
Munku2000: Well…there's your jelly…
LonzoKitty: ….huh…?
HiddenPaw: Grossness. I ain't eating that.
NotoriousTheif: You guys are just too gross for me. Bye!
*NotoriousTheif has left the room*
LonzoKitty: Yikes. Cass is having a fit. Better leave…
*LonzoKitty has left the room*
HiddenPaw: Just you and me, Munk.
Munku2000: Joyous fun.
HiddenPaw: *turns Munk's stripes neon green* *and does it IRL*
Munku2000: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HiddenPaw: *snickers, turning Munk's fur neon pink, and does it IRL! Are we sensing a pattern here?*
Munku2000: *censored*
HiddenPaw: OOOOOO!!! LANGUAGE, MUNK!
Munku2000: I'll show you language.
HiddenPaw: *looks at Munk like he's grown three heads*
Munku2000: *hisses, logs off, and gets ready to go over and whoop Macavity's butt*
HiddenPaw: Aw…shit…
*Munku2000 has left the room*
HiddenPaw: *gulp* THE HOLY HAND GRENADE! FIND THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs around in little circles*
HiddenPaw: Shucks, I used it to blow up Misto. *hears Munku's voice* Now how in the world did he get here so fast? YIKES! He looks PISSED!! AHHHH!!
*HiddenPaw has veddy quickly left the room*


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