*LonzoKitty has entered the room*
LonzoKitty: Heyy, MUNKU!!
LonzoKitty: Grr... where is that Tom?!
*2Hot2Handle has entered the room*
LonzoKitty: Aw, go 'way, Tug, I'm waiting for Munk.
2Hot2Handle: What a coinkydink, so am I.
LonzoKitty: :P**
2Hot2Handle: *is ABOVE such nonsense*
*Munku2000 has entered the room*
LonzoKitty: FINALLY!
Munku2000: Hey, I got delayed. So who's here?
2Hot2Handle: Just me'n splotchy.
LonzoKitty: What?!
2Hot2Handle: Splotchy, splotchy, that's who you are!
LonzoKitty: ::growl::
Munku2000: Still waiting for Misto and Bomba.
2Hot2Handle: Why??
LonzoKitty: Whaddaya want them for?
Munku2000: Because I SAID so.
LonzoKitty: ::grumbles::
*PlayKitten has entered the room*
Munku2000: One Cat left.
PlayKitten: Come ON, Munk, I'm supposed to be getting my claws done!
2Hot2Handle: *swoon*
PlayKitten: Shaddap.
*CutelyMagical has entered the room*
CutelyMagical: Heyheyhey!!
Munku2000: That was easy. Now just the guest of honor has to show up.
PlayKitten: Hi Misto!
LonzoKitty: Guest of honor?
Munku2000: You'll see.
2Hot2Handle: Munkus!!
Munku2000: Yes?
2Hot2Handle: Just.... grr....
Munku2000: When he DOES get here, just follow my lead, I've got a surprise.
CutelyMagical: *shrug* Kay!
LonzoKitty: Whaddever...
*HiddenPaw has entered the room*
PlayKitten: Mac?!
HiddenPaw: YOYOYO WHAAAZAAAAP?!
CutelyMagical: Hey, Macca! Ah WANT me laptop fixed!
2Hot2Handle: *groan* Not again.
HiddenPaw: What's wrong with my pleasant demeanor?
2Hot2Handle: *with head in paws* Nothing, absolutely nothing...
Munku2000: Hey, Mac....
HiddenPaw: Whaddawant?
Munku2000: Stand in that corner over there.
HiddenPaw: ...you mean like, on this 'X' which is probably booby-trapped?
Munku2000: Yes, that's it exactly.
HiddenPaw: Okay! *dances over there*
LonzoKitty: ::shakes head:: Stupid Tom...
HiddenPaw: I HEARD THAT!!
2Hot2Handle: *giggles madly*
CutelyMagical: *whines* Munkuuuu!!
Munku2000: *about to pull a rope, pauses* What?
CutelyMagical: Don't do anything permanent... I still need to convince him to fix my computer...
Munku2000: *grinz evilly* I won't. I PROMISE.
HiddenPaw: ....
LonzoKitty: ::wonders who gave Munkustrap catnip this morning::
2Hot2Handle: *whistles innocently*
LonzoKitty: TUGGER!!
2Hot2Handle: Hey, calm DOWN, babe, I'm KIDDING!
LonzoKitty: ::rolls eyes::
Munku2000: *FINALLY gets a chance and pulls the rope* *watches a Christmas tree suit fall on Macavity's head, followed by lots of glitter and ornaments*
CutelyMagical: ....!!!!
HiddenPaw: *under the cossie, muffled* What the - ?!
2Hot2Handle: *LOL*
LonzoKitty: You've done it now... Munk's cracked... but FUNNY!! Go MUNK!
2Hot2Handle: Look, the great Napoleon of Crime is a CHRISTMAS TREE!!! *LOL*
HiddenPaw: *still muffled* I HEARD THAT!!
Munku2000: *smiles sweetly* NOW... everyone see the glitter? ornaments? etc.?
CutelyMagical: She's not here.
LonzoKitty: ::rolls eyes:: Niiice one.
2Hot2Handle: *raspberries the other two* Yes, I see them, Munk.
Munku2000: Good. Pick them up, and ATTACK!!
HiddenPaw: *eyes go WIDE*
CutelyMagical: *grins, scoops up a pawful of glitter and drops it on Macavity's head*
HiddenPaw: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
LonzoKitty: Nuh-uh, Macca, you said it wrong. ::hooks an ornament to Macca's ear:: ::calmly:: It's "NoooOOOOOooOOOooooo!!!".
HiddenPaw: YEOWCH!
LonzoKitty: Will you not learn?!
HiddenPaw: NO I WILL NOT!!
PlayKitten: *joins in the fun by grabbing up two Christmas balls and attaching them to either side of Macavi's shoulders* You're PRETTY now, Macavity!!
HiddenPaw: I DON'T WANT TO BE PRETTY!!!
2Hot2Handle: *watching; LOLing*
Munku2000: *tosses more glitter in the mix* Hey, join in, Tugger!
2Hot2Handle: No way! With my attraction, I'd be covered in glitter in no time!
CutelyMagical: Yeah RIGHT!
2Hot2Handle: It's truuuue...
PlayKitten: No it isn't. Come ON! *drags him in*
LonzoKitty: It's fun!
HiddenPaw: *wail* I don't WANT to be a Christmas tree! It's not even Christmas yet!!!
HiddenPaw: Besides, green clashes with my fur.
Munku2000: *decorating him* Aww, don't you feel PRETTY, Macavity?
CutelyMagical: So dressed up...
PlayKitten: JUST like a little HUMAN girl's DOLLY. *smirk*
HiddenPaw: HEEEEEELPPPP!!!!!
2Hot2Handle: *finally joins in, grumbling a little* Gonna muss me mane... HA! Take THAT for hitting on me brother! *embeds two icicle-type ornaments on Macca's tail*
HiddenPaw: ACK! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!
CutelyMagical: Funny... that's what Jemima said...
CutelyMagical: Only she misspelled it.
HiddenPaw: Macca GOOD speller. Now GET IT OOOOOOFFF!!!
Munku2000: Glitter, glitter EVERYWHERE. *stuffs some in Macavity's ears*
LonzoKitty: Let us see how far we dare go... ::applies glitter around Macav's eyes, like eyeshadow::
PlayKitten: Do we have tinsel?
Munku2000: Sure!
HiddenPaw: NO, please BAST NOOOOO!!!!!
PlayKitten: *drapes tinsel carefully over Macca's ears* *smirks evilly*
HiddenPaw: *sob*
2Hot2Handle: *adjusts the Christmas tree outfit* Now, now, you want to look your best, don't you?
HiddenPaw: .....
CutelyMagical: *snatches up a pink bow and ties it in Macavity's tail* Hahaha!! You're a cute li'l kitten!
PlayKitten: *LOL* That's the stuff, Misto!
LonzoKitty: Hostess!
Munku2000: What??
LonzoKitty: Nevermind - stupid commercial.
CutelyMagical: Where's the cream filling?
LonzoKitty: Hey, y' know it?!
CutelyMagical: Of course!
HiddenPaw: *tries to slink away*
2Hot2Handle: Oh, no you don't! *grabs his tail*
HiddenPaw: *tries to twist so the ribbon is wrenched off*
2Hot2Handle: Hmph. *pulls him back* You're getting a MAKEOVER, no matter HOW much us Toms don't like it.
PlayKitten: Hey!
Munku2000: It's true, we don't like makeovers. *GASP!*
LonzoKitty: Who says?
CutelyMagical: *blink*
HiddenPaw: *gnaws at the ornaments*
PlayKitten: *thwaps him with a quarter* Stoppit!
HiddenPaw: Ooo! *keeps the quarter*
LonzoKitty: Macavity!!
HiddenPaw: Whaat?
CutelyMagical: *sits on Macca's paws*
2Hot2Handle: *RAE* What'cha doin', Misto??
HiddenPaw: *blink*
CutelyMagical: He can't get away now.
Munku2000: Err, Misto? I think you're forgetting one thing.
CutelyMagical: I am?
Munku2000: His claws.
HiddenPaw: *smirks and uses them*
CutelyMagical: YEOWWWCH!! *springs up and runs across the room*
PlayKitten: *LOL*
LonzoKitty: I thought you were on our side!
PlayKitten: I am! But it's funny to watch Misto clawed in the butt by a Christmas tree!
HiddenPaw: I AM NOT A CHRISTMAS TREE!
2Hot2Handle: Ya sure look it.
Munku2000: Fine, since no one ELSE is decorating...
Munku2000: *rubs glue and glitter all over his paws, then before it dries, rubs it in streaks down Macavity's sides*
HiddenPaw: What... the... whaddaya DOING?!
CutelyMagical: *giggles madly* Yer preeeetty, yer preeeetty!
LonzoKitty: Glitter has so many uses...
PlayKitten: *RAE*
2Hot2Handle: *smirk*
Munku2000: *blink* What are you talking about?
LonzoKitty: Never mind.... ::eg::
HiddenPaw: THIS IS INSANITY!!! LET ME OUT!!!
PlayKitten: Lead the way.
CutelyMagical: Why do you keep turning against us?
PlayKitten: Because... because... glitter is so much more fun IRL!
LonzoKitty: ::laughs::
Munku2000: *rolls eyes*
2Hot2Handle: Y'know, she's right.
Munku2000: I know... I know... just... get outta here. We did what we came for.
CutelyMagical: And what was that, exactly?
HiddenPaw: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!
Munku2000: Macavity now has a reputation as a Christmas tree!!
2Hot2Handle: *LOL* *chants* Macavity's a Christmas tree, Macavity's a Christmas tree!
LonzoKitty: ::veg::
PlayKitten: This is insanity.
CutelyMagical: Of course, what else did ya expect?
PlayKitten: ...you're right. I've gotta go.
Munku2000: Why?
HiddenPaw: Thank Bast.
PlayKitten: Rumpe - er, Demeter's calling me.
*PlayKitten has left the room*
LonzoKitty: ::blink::
HiddenPaw: Macavity the Christmas tree is NOT PLEASED!
CutelyMagical: Who gave HIM catnip??
HiddenPaw: My TINSEL!!
2Hot2Handle: *whines* Macca, yer scaaaring meeee!
Munku2000: Don't worry, I'll protect you!
LonzoKitty: ::RAE::
CutelyMagical: *giggle* You will?
2Hot2Handle: YAY!!!
HiddenPaw: None can stand against the power of Macavity the Christmas tree's MAGIC ICICLES!!!
CutelyMagical: HEY!! Those are mine!
HiddenPaw: Toooooooo BAD!
Munku2000: WHO GAVE HIM THE CATNIP?!?!
Munku2000: On the other paw, this is fun!
LonzoKitty: Damn...
2Hot2Handle: What?
CutelyMagical: *wide eyes* Lonza said a bad word, Munk!
Munku2000: So?
LonzoKitty: I've gotta go...
*LonzoKitty has left the room*
HiddenPaw: BUUUUUH-BYYYYE!!!
2Hot2Handle: What, no explanation?
CutelyMagical: *shrug*
Munku2000: Macavity?
HiddenPaw: *bounds over, trailing tinsel* Yeeess?
Munku2000: Get off your catnip high and go home. You're done here.
HiddenPaw: I am?
CutelyMagical: *shrug* Guess so.
HiddenPaw: NOooooOOOOOooOO!!!!
2Hot2Handle: Heey, at least he can learn stuff!
Munku2000: If you don't wanna go, that's fine, I will, cause catnip is eeeeviiiiil... *eg*
HiddenPaw: CATNIP FUN! MACAVITY THE CHRISTMAS TREE LOVES CATNIP!!
CutelyMagical: *wince* At least stop shouting!
HiddenPaw: *whines* But I don't waaant toooo!
2Hot2Handle: Er... Toms? I've gotta.. uh... go hide from a horde of kittens coming this way....
Munku2000: *L* Good luck!
CutelyMagical: Bye, Tug!
HiddenPaw: BUH-byeeeeee!!!!!
2Hot2Handle: AHHHHH!!
*2Hot2Handle has left the room*
CutelyMagical: Just us three then?
Munku2000: Looks like.
HiddenPaw: I've got a lovely bunch of.. uh.. tinsel...
Munku2000: MACAVITY!!
CutelyMagical: That's Demeter's line!
HiddenPaw: TINSEL TINSEL TINSEL PIIIIIIEEE!!!
CutelyMagical: ....
Munku2000: Medication! We need medication over here!
HiddenPaw: Ten, forty-nine, seventeen, STAT!!
CutelyMagical: Macavityyyy!
HiddenPaw: Whaaaat?
CutelyMagical: You do NOT mix football and medics.
Munku2000: Why not?
CutelyMagical: You're in on this too?
Munku2000: *blinks silently*
CutelyMagical: YOU'RE BOTH AGAINST ME! WAAAAHH!!!
*CutelyMagical has left the room*
HiddenPaw: Byebyyyye, Mister Magical Kitten Tom!!
Munku2000: You're odd.
HiddenPaw: *sits on Munk's head* I knooow.
Munku2000: I'm just gonna... go now.
HiddenPaw: Donnut go!
Munku2000: Why not?
HiddenPaw: Macavity the Christmas tree will get bored!
Munku2000: So?
HiddenPaw: DON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
Munku2000: Uh... sorry...
*Munku2000 has left the room*
HiddenPaw: WAAAHHHH!!!!
HiddenPaw: MACAVITY THE CHRISTMAS TREE IS ALL ALOOOONEE!!!
HiddenPaw: *plays with his glitter and tinsel*
HiddenPaw: I'm preeetty...
HiddenPaw: Hrmph. Stupid henchCats dunno WHAT to do without me...
*HiddenPaw has left the room*