Kitty_Chat 3
by Mevima

*Innocence has entered the room*
Innocence: Lalalaa... I'm cute, oh-so-cute....
Innocence: Isn't anyone here to witness my cuteness?
Innocence: Well.. well... shit then! *lol*

*CutelyMagical has entered the room*
CutelyMagical: This Tom is CUTE!! Am I not?!
Innocence: Misto! I'm the cute one!
CutelyMagical: Nuh-uh!!!
Innocence: Uh-huh!
CutelyMagical: Nuh-uh nuh-uh nuh-uh!!!!!
Innocence: Uh-HUUH!!
CutelyMagical: This could go on for a while, couldn't it?
Innocence: Yes. It very well could.
CutelyMagical: I know....
CutelyMagical: I can prove my cuteness...

Innocence: *rae* Prove that you're cuter than me??
CutelyMagical: Mm-hmm.
Innocence: HA!!
CutelyMagical: Hmph... shows how much you know....
Innocence: So HOW?
CutelyMagical: *magicks a picture of him to appear on her screen*
Innocence: Heyyy...
CutelyMagical: *smirks* *does it IRL*
Innocence: *shrieks*
Innocence: I can't see what I'm tyypiiiing!

CutelyMagical: That's the point!
Innocence: And I can't see your text either!
Innocence: Misto, get this off NOW!

CutelyMagical: Why? Just means I can insult you and you can't see me.
Innocence: MIIIIISTOOOOOOO!!!!!
CutelyMagical: *eg* At least, you can't see my TEXT....
Innocence: GET TI OFF GET TI OFF GET TI OFF GET TI OFF GET TI OFF GET TI OFF GET TI OFF GET TI OFF GET TI OFF GET TI OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CutelyMagical: Gaa, spam... fine, y'freaky kitten...
Innocence: Hmmph. I can see you now at least.
Innocence: ...and I can see mine... I just misspelled 'it'...
Innocence: Ten times....

CutelyMagical: *eg*
*PearlFiend has entered the room*
Innocence: MISTO YOU FREEEAK!!!
Innocence: ...oops...

PearlFiend: What wsa HTAT?
CutelyMagical: *smirk*
Innocence: I pressed enter too late......
PearlFiend: Yeess, but wyh wree you yellnig at Msto, Jemi?
CutelyMagical: I can hardly read your text, Rumpelteazer!
PearlFiend: *types slowly* This anyy better??
CutelyMagical: Yes, thank you!
Innocence: Because he magicked his face to appear on my screen! And wouldn't take it off... I couldn't see my screeeen...
CutelyMagical: *looks cute*
PearlFiend: Why, Misto??
Innocence: *pouts at him* That's just what it is!
CutelyMagical: Because she said she was cuter than mee! Who's cuter, Rumpel? *looks cute*
Innocence: *gives her (patented) Jemima eyes*
PearlFiend: Umnn....
PearlFiend: I think...

CutelyMagical: *looks cute*
CutelyMagical: *looks cute*

PearlFiend: I think I'm ctuer!
Innocence: But...!!
CutelyMagical: HEY!
PearlFiend: Im the cutset of alll.
CutelyMagical: Then why can't you spell it?
PearlFiend: Bceause i never took lessons, koay?!
Innocence: You can't think you're cuter... I'm the cutest... I've always been the cutest...
CutelyMagical: NO, Jemima, you've always been the most ANNOYING.
Innocence: I'M TELLING JENNY!!!
CutelyMagical: See what I mean?
Innocence: :( :(
*NotoriousThief has entered the room*
NotoriousThief: Hey all!
PearlFiend: MUNGO!!
NotoriousThief: Someone's glad to see me. Hiya, Rumpel.
CutelyMagical: *pounce!* Mungo! Who's the cutest?!
NotoriousThief: AII!!
Innocence: Misto, remember what happened last time you did that...
CutelyMagical: :P***
NotoriousThief: Cutest? Well...
Innocence: See?! He's going to do the same thing!
PearlFiend: I cnat help it fi I think I'm cuute!!
NotoriousThief: I've always been partial to De Bomb ;) but I think... I'M the cutest!!
Innocence: Nooooo!!
CutelyMagical: ...for once, I admit you're right, Jemm...
PearlFiend: BOMBA?!?!?
NotoriousThief: Wha's wrong with that? Hey, I love ya, Rumpel, but De Bomb is gorgeous!
PearlFiend: I...I..you..!!!!
Innocence: You must know you're doing something seriously bad for your health, Mungo.
CutelyMagical: I INSIST that I'm the cutest!! *wail* I AM I AM ME ME ME!!!
NotoriousThief: *smiles mischeviously at Jem* Misto... you've got problems....
PearlFiend: You BASTARD!!!! How DRAE yuo say you thnik Bombalruiana's "gorguoes" in FRONT of me!!!!!!!!!
CutelyMagical: *first thing I thought of was "You killed Kenny!"*
Innocence: Funny.
NotoriousThief: *whines* Well, she iiiiis...
PearlFiend: *outraged* BESDIES, she's alraedy GOT amate!!!
NotoriousThief: *RAE*
CutelyMagical: Tugger, yeah.
PearlFiend: Tugger?? N oway!
Innocence: *blink*
PearlFiend: ME, y' jrek! I wsa gonna tell yuo NICEELY, but nto when you od HTIS!!!
CutelyMagical: ...!!!
NotoriousThief: Y'WHAT?!
Innocence: This is... new...
CutelyMagical: Weell...
PearlFiend: ...I just tpyed that, didnt I...
NotoriousThief: Yes, you DID.
PearlFiend: I'm gonna... go nwo...
*PearlFiend has left the room*
NotoriousThief: Aw... *lets out a string of curses*
Innocence: Wow.
CutelyMagical: You can say that again.
Innocence: Wow.
CutelyMagical: ...old, bad joke.
Innocence: Sorry.
Innocence: Anyway, Jenny wants me to help her tapdance. Toodles-pip!

*Innocence has left the room*
CutelyMagical: ...toodles-pip??
CutelyMagical: Damn, missed her.

NotoriousFiend: This is f***ed up! Rumpel and Bomba, I don't believe it!
CutelyMagical: *imitates Jenny* Now, now, language, dear...
NotoriousFiend: Ha. Ha. Watch it yourself.
CutelyMagical: *looks cute*
NotoriousFiend: Isn't that what caused this in the first place?
*NotoriousFiend has left the room*
CutelyMagical: No, it - HEY!
CutelyMagical: WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME ALONE?!?!
CutelyMagical: *sobsobsob*
CutelyMagical: Hey... this means I'M the cute one! YAAAAY!!!!

*CutelyMagical has left the room*


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