Kitty_Chat 2
by Calamity

*1000yrDeut has entered the room*
Munku2000: Okay, Demeter should come soon…
*DemOfTwoLoves has entered the room*
DemOfTwoLoves: What are we doing here?
Munku2000: We're gonna settle this once and for all.
1000yrDeut: Settle what?
Munku2000: This love triangle thing.
1000yrDeut: Then why am I here?
Munku2000: To…uh…watch?
DemOfTwoLoves: You weird…
Munku2000: Thank you.
* 2Hot2Handle has entered the room*
Munku2000: Tugger, what the hell are you doing here?
2Hot2Handle: Just here to watch!
DemOfTwoLoves: Get outta here.
2Hot2Handle: WHY? MAKE ME!!
Munku2000: ……
1000yrDeut: Tell me why we're here, Munk.
DemOfTwoLoves: I want a good explanation.
*TUGGAfan_1 has entered the room*
2Hot2Handle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGY!! TUGGYTUGGYTUGGYTUGGY…
DemOfTwoLoves: *rolls her eyes*
1000yrDeut: Kittens.
Munku2000: WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?! THIS IS BETWEEN DEM, DEUT, MYSELF, AND…uhhh…MACAVITY!
2Hot2Handle: …….
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGER!!
*HiddenPaw has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: YOYOYO!! WHAAAAZAAAP???
DemOfTwoLoves: MACAVITY!
HiddenPaw: Naw, really?
Munku2000: Jeez, don't get your undies in a bunch, Dem.
2Hot2Handle: Just what are you doing here, Macavity?
HiddenPaw: Uhhhhhhh….
1000yrDeut: *blinks*
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGER!
HiddenPaw: SHUDDAP!
Munku2000: Breathe in, breathe out…
DemOfTwoLoves: Give me one GOOD explanation why he's here.
HiddenPaw: Demeter…BOO!
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGER!
DemOfTwoLoves: MACAVITY! AHHHHH!
HiddenPaw: *snickers*
2Hot2Handle: You mean kitty. Bad bad Macavity. GO TO YOUR ROOM!
*Gorgeous_Tabby has entered the room*
Munku2000: What are you doing here? YOU'RE DEAD!
Gorgeous_Tabby: Meeeeem'rryyyyy alll allooone in the moooonliiiiight…
HiddenPaw: I'm a good cat I am!
DemOfTwoLoves: RIGHT. And I'm the queen of England.
HiddenPaw: DIIIIIIIIIIEE!!!
Munku2000: EY!
2Hot2Handle: This is getting weird..
Munku2000: YOU started it!
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGER!!
*PlayKitten has entered the room*
DemOfTwoLoves: Bomba!
PlayKitten: Hey, everyone..hi Demi!
Munku2000: GET OUTTA HERE!
HiddenPaw: Now now, Munku, that's not how you treat a lady..
2Hot2Handle: HEY! Don't go hittin on my queen!
Munku2000: Oh?
HiddenPaw: No. You say: GET YER FURRY RED BUTT OUTTA HERE!
PlayKitten:…..
HiddenPaw: Why the hell are you here?
DemOfTwoLoves: HEY!
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGER!
2Hot2Handle: SHADDAP!
PlayKitten: *hits Macavity with a fish*
HiddenPaw: *eats it*
Munku2000: Space…that place between Macavity's ears.
HiddenPaw: *hits Munku with a pencil* FEEL MY WRATH!
1000yrDeut: This is insane..
Munku2000: OWIE!! *hits Macavity with a notepad*
*CutelyMagical has entered the room*
2Hot2Handle: And we all say…
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGER!
PlayKitten: Besides that.
DemOfTwoLoves: Hey, Misto!
CutelyMagical: Hiyas!
HiddenPaw: YOYOYO!!! WHAAAAZAAAAAPPPP?
CutelyMagical: ~turns Macavity into a lizard~
Munku2000: *LOL*
DemOfTwoLoves: Serves you right!
2Hot2Handle: Haha..Macavity's a LIZARD!
HiddenPaw: *bites Misto's tail*
CutelyMagical: EEP!
HiddenPaw: Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
*RailwyKat has entered the room*
2Hot2Handle: Skimble…yay.
RailwyKat: Glad to see you too, Tugger. *gag*
Munku2000: AGH!
1000yrDeut: Vhat?
Munku2000: *sigh* Nada.
PlayKitten: Mem'ry, all alone in the moonlight..
Gorgeous_Tabby: EY! THAT'S MINE!!
HiddenPaw: Munku go down the hoooooooole…
RailwyKat: Hey, everyone!
TUGGAfan_1: Daddy! TUGGER!!
2Hot2Handle: Etcetera, go chase your tail.
Munku2000: *hits his head repeatingly on the keyboard*
HiddenPaw: *bites Skimble's tail*
RailwyKat: OWIE!
1000yrDeut: Dude, that wasn't cool..
HiddenPaw: BWHAHAHAAAA!!
DemOfTwoLoves: Jeez, someone's hyper.
PlayKitten: Down boy.
Munku2000: *hits Macavity with a book*
CutelyMagical: *turns Macavity into a fairy*
PlayKitten: *LOL*
2Hot2Handle: Good ol' Misto!
HiddenPaw: *bops Misto on the head with his wand* POOF! You're a daisy. I feel pretty..oh so pretty…
TUGGAfan_1: ?
DemOfTwoLoves: *blinks*
Munku2000: Feeling pretty, Macavity?
HiddenPaw: *drapes a boa around his neck* Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
RailwyKat: *barf*
*NotoriousTheif has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer…
NotoriousTheif: EY!
Munku2000: Munku doesn't like you anymore.
NotoriousTheif: Why?
PlayKitten: You wweeeeeirrrd…
2Hot2Handle: Munku, lay off the catnip.
CutelyMagical: ~sticks his tongue out at Macavi~
Munku2000: Munku doesn't like Macavity. Munkustrap thinks Macavity should die. And Munkustrap doesn't like Tugger either. He thinks Tugger's weeiiird..
HiddenPaw: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..
RailwyKat: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
DemOfTwoLoves: *blinks*
1000yrDeut: No catnip for you. NEXT!
2Hot2Handle: Macavity?
HiddenPaw: SI!
2Hot2Handle: Do me a favor..
HiddenPaw: NEVER!! BWAHAHAAA!!!
DemOfTwoLoves: Ya know what I heard?
PlayKitten: What?
CutelyMagical: What's the buzz?
Munku2000: Tell me what's happening?
RailwyKat: Cute.
DemOfTwoLoves: Macavity has a crush…
CutelyMagical: Tell me more, tell me more..
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGY!!
2Hot2Handle: Etc…SHUT UP!
HiddenPaw:…..uh…..
DemOfTwoLoves: Macavity, is it true that you were checking out Munku the other day?
Munku2000: *falls over dead*
PlayKitten: *snicker*
HiddenPaw: uhhhhh…no. I was..erm…aha…
CutelyMagical: Munku and Macavi sittin in a tree..
Munku2000: *throws a shoe at him*
CutelyMagical: Ow…
2Hot2Handle: Ooooo…Macavity, don't be hittin on me bro. Not cool.
HiddenPaw: I wasn't hittin on yer bro!
Munku2000: Thisisnthappeningtomethisisnthappeningtome…
DemOfTwoLoves: Macavity has a crush on Munkuuuuuu..ewwwwww…
TUGGAfan_1: Major ICK!
*GrapeJelly has entered the room*
RailwyKat: JELLY!!!!
GrapeJelly: hi skimble!!!
CutelyMagical: Her. Yay.
2Hot2Handle: *no comment*
*Munku2000 has left the room*
HiddenPaw: EY!!
NotoriousTheif: My word! MINE!!
GrapeJelly: you guys r strange
2Hot2Handle: Thank you.
RailwyKat: *yawns*
TUGGAfan_1: TUGGER!!
2Hot2Handle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*2Hot2Handle has left the room*
DemOfTwoLoves: Guess I should leave too.
PlayKitten: Same here. Me tired.
*PlayKitten has left the room*
*DemOfTwoLoves has left the room*

Gorgeous_Tabby: She haunted many alone resort…
1000yrDeut: Aw, shaddap, Griz.
GrapeJelly: WELL!!!!
RailwyKat: Hey, Jelly…I wanna show you somethin. Exit the chat. Meet you by the car.
GrapeJelly: sure thing hun!!!
*RailwyKat has left the room*
*GrapeJelly has left the room*

Gorgeous_Tabby: MEEEEEEEEEEEM'RYYYYYYY…
HiddenPaw: Griz, shut up and go back to where you belong.
Gorgeous_Tabby: Fine. *sniffle* Just BE that way!
*Gorgeous_Tabby has left the room*
1000yrDeut: Macavity, you still here?
HiddenPaw: No, dimwit, I left. *rolls his eyes*
NotoriousTheif: Ya know, I'm just gonna go…
HiddenPaw: WAIT!
NotoriousTheif: Wot?
HiddenPaw: Don't forget to take out the trash. And clean your room!
NotoriousTheif: Lay off the catnip, Macavity. Later.
*NotoriousTheif has left the room*
HiddenPaw: On my own…
1000yrDeut: Yo, stupid, I'm still here. Actually, I'm leaving.
CutelyMagical: Later, Deut.
*1000yrDeut has left the room*
CutelyMagical: Hey, Macavity..
HiddenPaw: VHAT?
CutelyMagical: Ummm…nevermind. You're too hyper.
HiddenPaw: *twitching all over* What gave you that idea? COFFEE!
CutelyMagical: *blinks* Yes, you do that.
HiddenPaw: I'm hyper. Catnip.
CutelyMagical: Repeat after me. Tranquilizers good. Sugar and coffee baaaaaaaad…
HiddenPaw: Noooooooooo!!!!
CutelyMagical: YESSSSS!!
HiddenPaw: Was it an African swallow, or a European swallow?
CutelyMagical: *LOL* I don't know…AHHHHHH!
CutelyMagical: What is your favorite color?

HiddenPaw: Blue! No green! AHHHHHHHH!
CutelyMagical: We are the knights who say NI!
HiddenPaw: *cowers*
CutelyMagical: NI!
HiddenPaw: *screams*
CutelyMagical: NI!
HiddenPaw: How dare you say NI to an old queen! *grins*
CutelyMagical: *LOL*
CutelyMagical: *prances around, pretending he's riding a horse*

HiddenPaw: *trails behind banging two coconuts together* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts…
CutelyMagical: You weeiird…I GTG.
HiddenPaw: WHY?
CutelyMagical: Cuz Munkustrap said so.
HiddenPaw: Pfft.
CutelyMagical: Later, Mac.
*CutelyMagical has left the room*
HiddenPaw: On my own…
HiddenPaw: Ack, all alone!! *WAIL*
HiddenPaw: Pick-a-little talk-a-little pick-a-little talk-a-little pick-a-little talk-a-little CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!
HiddenPaw: Bored, bored, getting bored, very bored..
HiddenPaw: Vhat would happen if I set Munku's butt on fire..hmmmm…
HiddenPaw: FEAR ME! BWAHAHAHA!!
HiddenPaw: Even better! I fry Tugger's mane! *sinister grin*
*HiddenPaw has left the room*
TUGGAfan_1: Anybody here?
TUGGAfan_1: Ooooooo…gotta go tell Munku…

*TUGGAfan_1 has left the room*


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