Kitty_Chat 10
by Mevima

*ElectricKitten has entered the room*
ElectricKitten: Hey, 's anyone here?
ElectricKitten: Dang.
ElectricKitten: Why isn't anyone ever around?

*Munku2000 has entered the room*
ElectricKitten: YES!! Someone's here!
Munku2000: *absently* Hi, Lec.
ElectricKitten: *RAE*
Munku2000: Do you think I'm getting... well, fat?
ElectricKitten: Uh...
Munku2000: *frowns*
ElectricKitten: You HAVE been getting rather... thick around the waist...
Munku2000: I KNEW IT! *wail*
ElectricKitten: Since when are you concerned about that?
Munku2000: *embarrassed grin*
*TuggaFAN_1 has entered the room*
TuggaFAN_1: TUGGER!!!
Munku2000: For once, he's not here.
TuggaFAN_1: Shoot!
ElectricKitten: Etc! Munk thinks he's fat!
Munku2000: ...
TuggaFAN_1: Erm - why?
Munku2000: *puts his head in his paws*
TuggaFAN_1: *blink*
Munku2000: I don't know.. but I have a suspicion...
ElectricKitten: Really.
Munku2000: I'M NOT TELLING!
TuggaFAN_1: C'mon, Munk!
ElectricKitten: Yeaah, pleease?
Munku2000: *pouts*
*HiddenPaw has entered the room*
Munku2000: *perks up* Mac!
HiddenPaw: Heya, Munk hon!
ElectricKitten: Hello. *g*
TuggaFAN_1: *bounces, waves*
HiddenPaw: Hiya, hyper kits. *g*
Munku2000: *wail* I'm getting fat!
HiddenPaw: *GASPETH* Really?! *eg*
TuggaFAN_1: *giggle*
Munku2000: I am! *pout*
HiddenPaw: I know how we can fix this...
ElectricKitten: Y'do?
Munku2000: YES!!
HiddenPaw: *nod* I asked Tanto to do me a favor. She'll be here in a mo, cause you prolly won't believe me.
Munku2000: *blink*
Munku2000: What does Tant have to do with this?

HiddenPaw: You'll see...
TuggaFAN_1: *bounces about boredly* O Tugger-o, wherefore art thou?
ElectricKitten: Since when do you speak archaic?
TuggaFAN_1: Tugga was saying it to Bomba yesterday. She glared and walked back to Rumpel, but I use it all de time now!
*PsychicFemme has entered the room*
HiddenPaw: *hi-5s her* Yo, Tanto!
PsychicFemme: Heya!
Munku2000: *blinks at her* You know why I'm getting fat?
PsychicFemme: Well, besides the fact that you're eating enough to feed a horse...
ElectricKitten: *L*
Munku2000: EY!
PsychicFemme: You're with kittens.
Munku2000: ..... *faints*
TuggaFAN_1: *blinkblink*
ElectricKitten: He WHAT?!
HiddenPaw: I TOLD you you wouldn't believe ME!
Munku2000: You're kidding right? I mean, I couldn't REALLY have kittens, I'm a Tom!
PsychicFemme: Nevertheless...
HiddenPaw: *snicker*
Munku2000: *jabs a paw at Mac* This is all your fault!
TuggaFAN_1: *RAE*
HiddenPaw: I know... well, it's PARTIALLY my fault anyway.
Munku2000: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'PARTIALLY'?!
HiddenPaw: *shrug* How was I supposed to know this would happen?
Munku2000: If you hadn't - *pause* *glances at the kittens* N/m. But I'm talking to you about this later, Tom.
ElectricKitten: *snicker* Jenny wouldn' be appreciative if you said that type of thing in front of US, would she?
PsychicFemme: You know already, y' sneaky kitten.
ElectricKitten: *looks innocent*
Munku2000: *looks down* So that's why I've been eating so much.
HiddenPaw: Accepting so quickly, Munk? Not like you.
Munku2000: *shakes head* I dunno. I GTG.
PsychicFemme: *L* Bonding's good. Go on - bye.
HiddenPaw: Buh-bye!
*Munku2000 has left the room*
TuggaFAN_1: *mournfully* Tugger-o, Tugger-o...
PsychicFemme: You don't want to know what he's doing, Etc.
TuggaFAN_1: I DO TOO!!!
PsychicFemme: ...fine. C'mere - I'm behind that mattress, y'know? - and I'll tell you.
HiddenPaw: Hoo! Telling kittens naughty secrets!
PsychicFemme: YOU shut up.
*TuggaFAN_1 has left the room*
HiddenPaw: Why should I?
PsychicFemme: I can read minds, if you remember. Like me to replace the 'naughty secrets' with yours?
HiddenPaw: *pales* No thank you.
ElectricKitten: *laughs* Blackmail!
PsychicFemme: *smirk*
PsychicFemme: Ah, here you are, Etc.. *whisper whisper*

HiddenPaw: *listens for a scream*
PsychicFemme: Nup, no scream... just widened eyes, a squeal of fascination, and... hmm... I think she's running to interrupt Tugger's little party...
ElectricKitten: She's going to get the shock of her life.
HiddenPaw: Ohh?
ElectricKitten: Yup... I know Cettie. She's more innocent than you'd think.
PsychicFemme: *shakes head* Kittens these days.
PsychicFemme: Anyway, I've gotta go. Could only spare about fifteen minutes in here - Cori's teaching me this new spell he worked out...

HiddenPaw: *RAE* What's it do?
PsychicFemme: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. *waves*
ElectricKitten: Bai-bai!
*PsychicFemme has left the room*
ElectricKitten: So it's just us?
HiddenPaw: *peers into all the corners* Yup!
ElectricKitten: *grins madly*
HiddenPaw: Nuh-uh!
ElectricKitten: "Nuh-uh!" what?
HiddenPaw: :P*** You be a perverted kitten, you be.
ElectricKitten: Yes, and?
HiddenPaw: AHHH!!!
*HiddenPaw has left the room*
ElectricKitten: Hmph! Spoilsport.
ElectricKitten: *starts to sing* DAAAAY-oo... little KI-I-WI-oooo....
ElectricKitten: Little kiwi? Where'd that come from?
ElectricKitten: *shrug* I'm still bored.

*ElectricKitten has left the room*

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